I can’t be with somebody
Friday, August 11th, 2006I can’t be with somebody who’s favourite past-time is shopping.
I can’t be with somebody who’s obsessed with MSN.
I can’t be with somebody who places her friends as top priority while I take the backseat.
I can’t be with somebody who constantly brings up her ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends. We must have BETTER things to talk about.
I can’t be with somebody who dictates the remote control.
I can’t be with somebody who doesn’t bother to doll up and impress me when we go out on a date.
I can’t be with somebody who disregards the importance of fillial piety.
I can’t be with somebody who kisses like a goldfish.
I can’t be with somebody who micro-manages and wishes to take control of every aspect of my life.
I can’t be with somebody who complains about my sweaty palms when I hold her hand.
I can’t be with somebody who doesn’t clean up after herself.
I can’t be with somebody who doesn’t have her own circle of friends and is overly-dependant on me.
I can’t be with somebody who needs more than an hour to doll up before leaving the house.
I can’t be with somebody who thinks that pre-marital sex is a sin.
I can’t be with somebody who thinks that guys are the dough-providers so they should always pay for their date.
I can’t be with somebody who thinks that it’s the end of the world when she pops a pimple.
I can’t be with somebody who has no idea how to romance me.
I can’t be with somebody who has no perspective of time.
I can’t be with somebody who thinks that showing her a good time and sending her home is an entitlement. A simple "I really had a good time today" or "thanks for sending me to my doorstep" makes a world of a difference.
I can’t be with somebody who…..is just lonely and yearning for affection.